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03/02/2010 00:32

Reel Reviews - The Beverly Hillbillies

  Normally I don't critique sitcom based plays because, frankly, it's not worth the effort and are so crassly superficial that they don't require any serious attention. But in the case of "The Beverly Hillbillies" I will make an exception. This is because of one character: Jed Clampett, played...
03/02/2010 00:31

Bachelor(ette) Watch!

 Chris Harrison named the next Bachelorette during tonight’s After the Final Rose special. It’s official: Ali Fedotowsky, who “chose work over love” when she walked away from Bachelor Jake Pavelka (and the other three women he was dating at the time) to save her job, is the next Bachelorette....
03/02/2010 00:30

The Beverly Hillbillies are coming to town.

 Something began stirring this week in the WLA auditorium. Some students have asked if the room possibly haunted, and others have said that it's a rare occurance of indoor weather, but those who know the Academy best know what it really is: Mrs. Jahns. Or, more specifically, Mrs. Jahns and the...
03/02/2010 00:29

Does Scharf + Haag = Love?

Love is everywhere. It’s undeniable. The media makes a huge deal about which celebrity couple is having children or breaking up or even both.               Valentines Day is also a huge deal in America. Millions of cards and flowers...
02/24/2010 23:10

Parking Problems

 The issue of snow in the parking lot here at WLA is starting to cause some pretty big trouble, or so some people say. When asked about the parking conditions, WLA faculty member Pastor David Haag said that he had had no trouble with the parking lot. However, John Kammueller, a WLA junior,...
02/24/2010 23:09

Mr Strusz: Driving Disaster?

 Transportation is without a doubt one of the most prominent forms of technology today. Most American families have at least one car and more have multiple cars for their busy lives. Along with luxury items such as TVs, radios, and power windows cars have come a long way since the start of...
02/24/2010 23:07

A Teacher’s Campaign

 When asked about his campaign for the 52nd state assembly, Republican candidate Jeremy Thiesfeldt said that he believed his campaign was progressing smoothly.     Ever since Jeremy Thiesfeldt, a faculty member here at Winnebago Lutheran Academy, announced his running for...
02/24/2010 23:04

New Website!

In case you hadn't already noticed (which would mean that you're exceptionally dense) the |Nooz| News Team has a new website. Filled with breaking articles, information about the team, polls, and other random shtuff, you won't want to miss a thing. News team assemble!

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